I’m sure by now you’ve heard of PETA’s latest attempt at attention whoring, Pokemon: Black and Blue Edition. I’ve played it a couple times and I’ve gotta say that as far as idiotic propaganda goes, it’s pretty entertaining. Even if you
absolutely hate disagree with PETA, but want to play the game, I can give you some tips to get through it a lot quicker and with your brain completely unwashed.
First Battle: Trainer Cheren
You start out the game as Pikachu, fighting against Cheren who can only be described as “anime drunk”. At this point you only have Pikachu at your disposal. The moves Pikachu can use are as follows:
- Quick Attack
- Protest (decreases enemy’s attack)
- Group Hug (decreases enemy’s attack)
- Petition (causes damage)
- Shame (decreases enemy’s defense)
Second Battle: Professor Juniper
- Bullhorn (confuses enemy)
- Educate (raises defense)
Third Battle: Ghetsis
Next is Ghetsis. He’s strong, but nothing special compared to the rest. I suggest using Snivy against him. I used a combination of Wrap (it causes damage every turn) and Mega Drain (super effective against Ghetsis and replenishes Snivy’s health). You should beat him pretty easily and you’ll get Oshawatt, who I affectionately named “Self Righteous”. His move set is below:
- Protein Shake
Final Battle: Ash Ketchum
The last battle is against everyone’s favorite trainer, Ash Ketchum. Ash is the strongest of all the trainers. Expect to lost a Pokemon or two against him. After wearing him down with one of your weaker Pokemon, send out your newest buddy, Oshowallt. After you beef him up a couple times with Protein Shake Up, use Bubble against him. It’s super effective so it shouldn’t take long after that protein boost.
Well, that’s the game folks. In between battles you’ll find some treasure chests with gifts from PETA. Ignore them. They’ll just make you feel sad. If you want to help animals in need, please avoid PETA. Contact your local animal shelter instead and ask what you can do to help.
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