The Lag Poem

The Lag Poem

This is a silly little poem that I’ve had stuck in my head ever since I thought about lag seriously. Please note that I know this poem isn’t exactly magnificent.

Lag, lag, it’s a terrible thing, it will make your head go DING DING!

Lag, lag, it’s a terrible thing, it’s when you have a three digit ping.

Lag, lag, why do you taunt us so? It makes little kids scream: “NO, NO!”

Lag, lag, why do you taunt us so? Look what you’ve done to Halo!

Lag, lag, won’t you go away? For my broadband connection; I payed!

Lag, lag, won’t you go away? You’re ruining my special gaming day!

Lag, lag, you’re every developers nightmare. What’s this lag switches?! Don’t you dare!

Lag, lag, you’re every developers nightmare. Stop it! You’re making me pull my hair!

Lag, lag, how tired I am of thee. Can’t we just settle this, with a decree?

Lag, lag, how tired I am of thee. My ears are starting to bleed, listening to kids screaming who haven’t hit puberty.

Lag, lag, you’re like an annoying little spot. What’s this? Miss!? It was a headshot!

Lag, lag, you’re like an annoying little spot. No matter how many times I apply cream, it’s bound to make me scream.

Lag, lag, game developers will soon turn you into dust. That should teach you a lesson, for making my rank go bust!

Lag, lag game developers will soon turn you into dust. You’ll be as famous as a piece of insignificant crust.

Lag, lag, you’ll be gone for sure. Keep that in mind, while you’re making us endure.

Lag, lag, you’ll be gone for sure. The world shall kick your butt, out our virtual door!

Now I want to know what YOU think about lag, and any crazy encounters with it.


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avatar My name is Harry Monogenis. My passion for gaming could not be any bigger than it is now. I also adore writing. For some time I was trying to figure how to combine my two most favoured hobbies, and I found it, here at GamerSyndrome. Feel free to contact me on: hazakid@hotmail.co.uk